"Kaiser and Czar used to kid King George and tell him he didn't have any power. He can get back at them now and say, 'No, I haven't got much power but I'm still Kinging ain't I?'"--Will Rogers
'I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.'--Molly Ivins
'Well, you can get no more liberty than you give.'--Will Rogers