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Post by acptulsa on Sept 15, 2017 12:27:28 GMT -8
'One thing about farmers' relief: It can't last long, for the farmers ain't got much more to be relieved of.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 15, 2017 13:00:49 GMT -8
'About being a U.S. Senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is thirty years old. Not another single requirement. They just figure that a man that old got nobody to blame but himself if he gets caught there.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 19, 2017 7:35:05 GMT -8
'Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 19, 2017 7:36:00 GMT -8
'There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 19, 2017 7:36:54 GMT -8
'If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get me out?'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 19, 2017 7:37:56 GMT -8
'Just look at Congress--it votes dry and drinks wet.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 19, 2017 7:39:07 GMT -8
'Confucius perspired out more knowledge than the U.S. Senate vocalized out in the last fifty years.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 19, 2017 7:41:28 GMT -8
'Hoover, our hardest working man, is at the White House appointing commissions. He is going to have to appoint a commission to keep track of the commissions he has appointed. It just looks like there won't be enough people in the country to go on all those commissions. I know there won't be enough good ones.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 19, 2017 7:42:07 GMT -8
'We have the best Congress money can buy.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 19, 2017 7:45:18 GMT -8
'In 1927 the National Press Club named Will Rogers 'Congressman at Large for the United States of America'.
'I certainly regret the disgrace that's been thrust on me tonight. I certainly have lived, or tried to live, my life so that I would never become a congressman, and I am just as ashamed of the fact I have failed as you are.'--Will Rogers
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Post by The Connoisseur on Sept 19, 2017 9:00:40 GMT -8
'Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.'-- Will RogersI think that day has come.
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 22, 2017 12:45:15 GMT -8
'This Alaska is a great country. If they can just keep from being taken over by the U.S. they got a great future.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 22, 2017 12:50:41 GMT -8
'If [a member of Congress] wants to do right, our political system is so arranged that he can't do it. The minute one wants to do what no one else has been accustomed to do, why, they call him an anarchist.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 22, 2017 13:31:10 GMT -8
'Congress is really just children that have never growed up, that's all.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 22, 2017 13:36:27 GMT -8
'The budget is a mythical beanbag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, and then tries to reach in and pull real beans out.'--Will Rogers
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