"There was this kind of a little balcony up above the operating-room floor where people with a well developed sense of humor could sit and see other people cut up. It must be loads of fun. But there wasn't a soul there for my operation. I felt kind of embarrassed.
"I thought, 'Well, here I am maybe playing my last act, and to an empty house.'"--Will Rogers
'I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.'--Molly Ivins
'Well, you can get no more liberty than you give.'--Will Rogers