'Just live your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.--Will Rogers
Peaches, a Moluccan Cockatoo, was previously owned by a couple that had divorced. There must have been some heated arguments, as Peaches now mimics a couple arguing, even dramatically moving her head as if pointing aggressively at the other person. She is hilarious!
Boxed wine connoisseur and bacon enthusiast extraordinaire.
'They say children reach a smart-aleck age sometime. Well, our whole country is in that stage now, Every man, every denomination, and every organization wants things their way. It's just one of those things we got to pass through, and we will look back and be ashamed of ourselves afterward.'--Will Rogers
'I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.'--Molly Ivins
'Well, you can get no more liberty than you give.'--Will Rogers