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Post by acptulsa on Nov 24, 2017 12:00:50 GMT -8
'Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Nov 24, 2017 12:01:32 GMT -8
'One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Nov 24, 2017 12:02:03 GMT -8
'Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Nov 24, 2017 12:06:46 GMT -8
"So I says, what do you mean [the Lieutenant Governor] don't do anything? Don't he even get up in the mornin'?
"'Oh, yes,' she said. 'He gets up every mornin' and asks, is the governor any worse? And then they say no, and he goes back to bed.'"--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Nov 24, 2017 12:07:59 GMT -8
'When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Nov 24, 2017 12:08:54 GMT -8
'Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Nov 24, 2017 12:09:43 GMT -8
'Everybody's talkin' about what this country needs. What this country needs is rain.'-Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Nov 24, 2017 12:12:07 GMT -8
In one silent picture, Rogers' character Alfalfa Dolittle was asked if he thought Henry Ford was fit for office. 'Do you think Ford ought to run?'
'Well, yes. I think they all ought to run.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Nov 24, 2017 12:13:29 GMT -8
'If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Nov 24, 2017 12:14:28 GMT -8
Get someone else to bow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Nov 24, 2017 13:00:12 GMT -8
'The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Nov 24, 2017 13:03:00 GMT -8
'It's great to be great. But it's greater to be good.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Dec 5, 2018 17:07:57 GMT -8
'When a fellow don't have much mind it don't take him long to make it up.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Dec 5, 2018 17:09:02 GMT -8
'Nothing you can't spell will ever work.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Dec 5, 2018 17:10:02 GMT -8
'People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.'--Will Rogers
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