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Post by acptulsa on Dec 11, 2018 8:58:40 GMT -8
'The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Dec 11, 2018 9:02:57 GMT -8
'The fellow who can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Dec 11, 2018 9:05:21 GMT -8
'In Hollywood the woods are full of people who learned to write but evidently can't read ['cause] if they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Oct 21, 2019 17:14:15 GMT -8
'My plan is to end all plans. It's to do away with plans. This country has been planned to death.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Oct 21, 2019 17:15:16 GMT -8
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Oct 21, 2019 17:16:15 GMT -8
'Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Oct 21, 2019 17:24:53 GMT -8
'Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Oct 21, 2019 17:31:55 GMT -8
'Well, I haven't had much time lately to dope out many new jokes. I have been helping the Girls in the [Ziegfeld] Follies make out their Income Tax.
'Look what I saved them on bathing suits! I had them all claim they bought various suits. And I defy even a Congressional Investigating Committee (and you certainly can't pick any more useless body of men than they are), I defy them to say that a bathing suit on a beautiful girl don't come under the heading of Legitimate Advertising.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Mar 22, 2020 11:38:43 GMT -8
Thank God [W.C. Fields is] a comic. If he were a statesman he'd have plunged the world into Total War.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Mar 22, 2020 11:57:14 GMT -8
'I feel pretty proud over that last little gag, as I used it before Pres. Wilson in Washington and he repeated it in his Boston speech, saying, "As one of our American Humorists says..." Up to then I had only been an ordinary rope thrower.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Mar 24, 2020 16:25:30 GMT -8
'If parents can just keep their children out of jail, they have fulfilled their obligation to them.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Mar 24, 2020 16:29:20 GMT -8
'"What do you advise?" the first doctor asked.
'"I advise an operation," said the second.
'"That's what I advised," said the first.
'Imagine asking a surgeon what he advises! It would be like asking Coolidge, "Do you advise economy?"'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Jul 30, 2021 6:44:00 GMT -8
"If you can't identify it, don't stick it in your mouth."--Will Rogers
That goes double for your arm.
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