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Clowns
Sept 5, 2017 10:08:38 GMT -8
Post by willie with tan lines on Sept 5, 2017 10:08:38 GMT -8
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Clowns
Sept 6, 2017 4:10:25 GMT -8
Post by willie with tan lines on Sept 6, 2017 4:10:25 GMT -8
Police department ‘terrified’ by red ‘It’ balloons tied to sewer grates A spooky promotional tactic for a Stephen King movie remake is leaving some Pennsylvania police officers quaking in their boots. The Lititz Borough Police Department said "they were completely terrified" when they found balloons tied to sewer grates, a tactic infamously used in Stephen King's It movie to lure children to the grates. "We give points for creativity, however, we want the local prankster to know that we were completely terrified as we removed these balloons from the grates and we respectfully request that they do not do that again," the department said on their Facebook page. The eerie balloons appeared days before the movie It opens in theaters. For those unaware of the story, they recommended that the public search for It online and ended their statement with three ominous words from the original movie: "You'll float too." ... www.usatoday.com/story/life/nation-now/2017/09/06/police-department-terrified-red-it-balloons-tied-sewer-grates/636514001/
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Post by Origanalist on Sept 6, 2017 8:54:25 GMT -8
Police department ‘terrified’ by red ‘It’ balloons tied to sewer grates A spooky promotional tactic for a Stephen King movie remake is leaving some Pennsylvania police officers quaking in their boots. The Lititz Borough Police Department said "they were completely terrified" when they found balloons tied to sewer grates, a tactic infamously used in Stephen King's It movie to lure children to the grates. "We give points for creativity, however, we want the local prankster to know that we were completely terrified as we removed these balloons from the grates and we respectfully request that they do not do that again," the department said on their Facebook page. The eerie balloons appeared days before the movie It opens in theaters. For those unaware of the story, they recommended that the public search for It online and ended their statement with three ominous words from the original movie: "You'll float too." ... www.usatoday.com/story/life/nation-now/2017/09/06/police-department-terrified-red-it-balloons-tied-sewer-grates/636514001/Cops sure do get scared easily. Maybe that's why dogs seem like huge monsters to them, unless it's a police dog.
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Post by willie with tan lines on Sept 6, 2017 9:14:18 GMT -8
The red balloon tied to a sewer grate is a known clown calling card. Lititz Borough has a clown problem that needs to be dealt with. Personally, I don't think the po-po can handle it - better call in the National Guard.
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Clowns
Sept 6, 2017 16:34:59 GMT -8
Post by Origanalist on Sept 6, 2017 16:34:59 GMT -8
The red balloon tied to a sewer grate is a known clown calling card. Lititz Borough has a clown problem that needs to be dealt with. Personally, I don't think the po-po can handle it - better call in the National Guard.
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Clowns
Sept 8, 2017 10:12:14 GMT -8
Post by willie with tan lines on Sept 8, 2017 10:12:14 GMT -8
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Clowns
Sept 9, 2017 4:36:23 GMT -8
Post by willie with tan lines on Sept 9, 2017 4:36:23 GMT -8
Where the fuck is ANTIFA when ya need 'em? I wouldn't call ANTIFA on the clowns BUT if they were in my neighborhood, I would stage my own anti-clown counter protest. We got one clown that hangs around here, her name is Twinkles. I hated her. She used to be at the Chick-fil-a on Thursdays and we happened to pop in one night. My kids asked her for a balloon sword and the stupid woman made them. Mr Animal actually talked to her and found out she's from Buffalo. He also got stuck hearing about her health problems. She drives a VW with a big wind up looking thing on the back and he just wanted to know about her car but she just talked about her bursitis and diabetes.He kept looking at me to bail him out of the conversation (we have tells when we need help) but I didn't. That's what ya get for chatting up a clown.
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Clowns
Sept 9, 2017 4:42:54 GMT -8
Post by Origanalist on Sept 9, 2017 4:42:54 GMT -8
I guess I don't get the whole clown thing. There are enough real ones running around.
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Clowns
Sept 9, 2017 5:36:50 GMT -8
Post by acptulsa on Sept 9, 2017 5:36:50 GMT -8
He kept looking at me to bail him out of the conversation (we have tells when we need help) but I didn't. That's what ya get for chatting up a clown. I blame Ronald McDonald. Him and Bozo. There was a time when clowns didn't talk. They were a lot like mimes. You put on the grease paint and you shut the hell up. I know people who don't talk are supposed to be the creepy ones, but it seems to me everyone loved clowns until they started selling hamburgers.
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Clowns
Sept 9, 2017 13:55:03 GMT -8
Post by willie with tan lines on Sept 9, 2017 13:55:03 GMT -8
I always rooted for the Hamburgler.
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Clowns
Sept 10, 2017 15:49:47 GMT -8
Post by acptulsa on Sept 10, 2017 15:49:47 GMT -8
I always rooted for the Hamburgler. At least he doesn't talk too much. Or rather, didn't. Wasn't he declared too politically incorrect for the children of snowflakes?
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Clowns
Sept 10, 2017 17:38:09 GMT -8
Post by willie with tan lines on Sept 10, 2017 17:38:09 GMT -8
I always rooted for the Hamburgler. At least he doesn't talk too much. Or rather, didn't. Wasn't he declared too politically incorrect for the children of snowflakes? Sounds like they made him a Metro-Sexual. Ironically, a metro-sexual would probably rather die than be seen stealing McDonald's hamburgers. The character, like Grimace, started out as a villain, only he was old, had a long nose, gray hair, and was called the Lone Jogger in some 1970s commercials, sporting a shirt that said "Lone Jogger". Hamburglar spoke in gibberish which was often translated by Captain Crook. He was revised in 1985, when his look changed from a trollish old man to a red-head Dennis the Menace-type child who spoke and wore a shorter-brimmed hat and a black cape with yellow on the inside. He also wore red and white shoes to go with the look, with four-fingered red gloves. His previously-unintelligible muttering was now the familiar "robble robble." In "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald," he took on a new, sporty appearance wearing green goggles, a leather jacket, striped shirt, shorts and sneakers. He loved playing tricks on his friends and still loved burgers. The last appearances of Hamburglar on television were prime time commercials promoting the dollar menu. In 2015, new images were released by McDonald's depicting the Hamburglar as a grown man wearing a fedora, a macintosh jacket atop a black-and-white t shirt, with black jeans and with high-top sneakers. He still has a mask, but his face now also sports a good half-inch of designer stubble. The character will be in commercials for the first time since 2002.mcdonalds.wikia.com/wiki/Hamburglar
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Clowns
Sept 13, 2017 19:00:12 GMT -8
Post by willie with tan lines on Sept 13, 2017 19:00:12 GMT -8
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gpud
Starting to glow
Is a spy, might be a troll
golden mr skeltal
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Post by gpud on Sept 16, 2017 5:12:19 GMT -8
Juggalos march on DC this weekend. They want their own island.
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Clowns
Sept 16, 2017 6:00:38 GMT -8
Post by willie with tan lines on Sept 16, 2017 6:00:38 GMT -8
Juggalos march on DC this weekend. They want their own island. Give it to them, ffs. Juggalo Island sounds like a horror movie, btw. @2:12 He...raps(?), Everybody got dumber, such a bummer.
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