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Post by acptulsa on Sept 22, 2017 13:30:11 GMT -8
'[Henry Ford] has made more business for an undertaker than any other one thing, with the exception of Prohibition.'--Will Rogers
'Only two things prove that Americans are below normal. They still laugh at a Ford joke. And they still listen to political debates.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 22, 2017 14:35:58 GMT -8
'In Germany they have cultivated everything they got but humor.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 22, 2017 14:37:06 GMT -8
'Every man in our history that killed the most Indians has got a statue built for him.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 22, 2017 14:38:22 GMT -8
'People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 22, 2017 15:07:04 GMT -8
Is there a way to defeat enemy submarines?
'Yes, just heat the Atlantic Ocean to the boiling point, and as the water bubbles and forces those tin cans up we just shoot 'em down.'--Will Rogers
How do we boil the whole Atlantic?
'Don't bother me with details, I'm a policy maker.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 22, 2017 15:08:52 GMT -8
'Just live your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.--Will Rogers
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Post by willie with tan lines on Sept 22, 2017 15:28:22 GMT -8
'Just live your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.-- Will RogersPeaches, a Moluccan Cockatoo, was previously owned by a couple that had divorced. There must have been some heated arguments, as Peaches now mimics a couple arguing, even dramatically moving her head as if pointing aggressively at the other person. She is hilarious!
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 23, 2017 13:35:57 GMT -8
'We are always reading statistics and figures. Half of America do nothing but prepare statistics for the other half to read.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 23, 2017 13:37:00 GMT -8
'Numbers don't get you nothing. It's individuals that get you something.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 23, 2017 13:38:02 GMT -8
'When you have to be told what to say when you meet anyone, you are not the one to meet them.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 23, 2017 13:42:18 GMT -8
'They say children reach a smart-aleck age sometime. Well, our whole country is in that stage now, Every man, every denomination, and every organization wants things their way. It's just one of those things we got to pass through, and we will look back and be ashamed of ourselves afterward.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 23, 2017 15:50:40 GMT -8
'I don't suppose there ever was a time when everybody knew as little about what they were talking about as they do today.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 23, 2017 15:51:29 GMT -8
'A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 23, 2017 16:13:48 GMT -8
'We got so many educated now that there is not enough jobs for educated people.'--Will Rogers
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Post by acptulsa on Sept 23, 2017 16:15:08 GMT -8
'Democratic women want birth control for Republicans, and Republican women want equal corruption for both sexes.'--Will Rogers
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