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Post by The Rebel Poet on Jun 18, 2016 15:40:22 GMT -8
When Trump is elected, The flags we hug will be gold plated, And the national anthem will he more on key. The money will be 3D printed, And the national debt will pay us.
When Trump is President, The water will be cleaner, And the food will taste less like chicken. The peaceniks will be peacier, and the wars will be way cooler.
When Trump is the CEO of US, The stock market will be a charity, And the casinos will let you win. The elevator music will be exciting, And the death metal relaxing.
When Trump is King, The factories will pay better, And they will not be allowed out of the country, The dinosaurs will come back from the grave, And the birds will evolve new features.
When Trump is Emperor, There will be no more famines, And no more hurricanes. There will be no more death, And no more tears.
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Post by TRP on Jun 18, 2016 15:54:49 GMT -8
The casino part is the most inspiring.
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Post by Origanalist on Jun 18, 2016 20:06:04 GMT -8
I don't know, exciting elevator music sounds pretty awesome.
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